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Netherlands - Not always happy, but always trying and pretending to be

juli 25, 2014 7:26 pm

tossups:

all i want is pizza and a relationship is that too much to ask for

(via ocheano)

6:37 pm 6:36 pm 6:36 pm 6:36 pm

5sosslut:

lukedork:

sassy calum strikes again (x)

how do you know its not Michael? Oh wait Michael would’ve said how many inches

(via vegemitecashton)

6:35 pm

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via vegemitecashton)

6:35 pm
5sosslut:

punk-clifford:

I wasn’t aware that he legitimately worked out

now the real question is, how short are these shorts?

5sosslut:

punk-clifford:

I wasn’t aware that he legitimately worked out

now the real question is, how short are these shorts?

(Bron: heartbreakerashton, via vegemitecashton)

6:34 pm

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

(via beutifulday-inmay)

6:34 pm

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

(Bron: urbancatfitters, via biebtario)

6:33 pm 6:33 pm 8:07 am 8:07 am 8:07 am

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

(via nsome)

8:07 am
"If they can’t make you laugh then don’t fuck them."

Unknown (via perfect)

(Bron: we-should-fuck-now-that-i, via notenuf)